Chocolate cereal is one of my frequent and favorite Killer Cravings. So, I’ve compiled a list of the top 10 best chocolate cereals you can find over the counter. From the pricey name brand to the giant bag on the bottom shelf, I don’t discriminate.
Surviving in New York City can get pretty grimy when you hustle for a living. That being said, I’ve dabbled in my fair share of questionable cereals. They say it should be ‘quality over quantity,’ but when you’re flat broke and hungry, everyone should know it’s vice versa.
I say everyone, but not actually, because my ex judged me hardcore for snagging a bag of the bottom shelf cereal during our weekly shopping trip. His roast was so harsh, I even put back the bag and almost died of sheer embarrassment.
Which is not the vibe. This list of the best chocolate cereals is the vibe. As for my ex, he can go eat some cornflakes for all I care.
Top 10 Best Chocolate Cereals
These are my favorites when I get a killer craving:
1. Cocoa Pebbles
Coming in at number one is The Flinstone’s homemade Cocoa Pebbles. Crunch light texture and rich flavor.
2. Reese’s Puffs
Integrating peanut butter into your breakfast is a great way to eat some protein. At least, that’s what I tell myself when I eat these chocolate and peanut butter Reese’s Puffs.
3. Cocoa Puffs
I’m coo coo for crunchy munchy Cocoa Puffs.
4. Krave chocolate cereal
Honestly, I think Krave has more chocolate per bite than any other candidate on the list.
5. Dyno Bites
Dyno-Bites inspired this story. I’ll never forget putting back that bag of Dyno-Bites.
6. Cookie Crisp
I love the Cookie Crisp branding. I loved their commercials as a kid. As for taste, for me, it leaves something to be desired.
7. Special Kay Chocolatey Delight
Special Kay Chocolatey Delight is truly a delight. Shout out to the real squares of chocolate.
8. Coco Roos Breakfast Cereal
Coco Roos just aren’t crazy enough to top the list but we still love a bottom shelf bitch.
9. Cocoa Krispies
Quality crisps but too similar to the original crispies.
10. Chocolate Cheerios Heart Healthy Cereal
Chocolate Cheerios are for when I try to be healthy but still get my fix.
Cereal is one of my favorite snacks for when I feel like eating but don’t want a ton to eat. It can be a light snack for sustenance or a meal replacement for when you’re depressed. Another reason I love chocolate cereal is because it gives me an excuse to eat chocolate for breakfast. Which I consider to be a “Breakfast of Champions.”
There is nothing more DeathByChocolate.io than a breakfast of champions straight from the bottom shelf.
Be sure to check out my latest review too: Cafe D’Anver’s review.