February 2025 - DeathByChocolate.io

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2025 Valentine’s Day gift haul: Everybody loves me

The Chocoholic

My Valentine’s Day gift haul proves that everybody loves me. All of my friends and family know Valentine’s Day is my favorite holiday. Who wouldn’t…

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Barking Dog review: Puppy love on Valentine’s Day

The Chocoholic

This past Valentine’s Day I celebrated the holiday of love at the Upper East Side’s Barking Dog. Because, you know, nothing says “Happy Valentine’s Day”…

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Captain's Log

Captain’s Blog, Stardate, -297872.6

The Chocoholic

This marks the first Captain’s blog following the DeathByChocolate.io website rebranding and launch. Google Analytics and social media metrics indicate low traffic but core systems…

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15 Signs you’re a chocoholic

The Chocoholic

You probably know it deep in your chocolate covered heart…you’re a chocoholic. Even the thought of chocolate melts the chocolate coating only to reveal the…

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My ‘Loud Looking’ Tinder tagline gets me more chocolate than sex

The Chocoholic

The perfect Tinder tagline can help you survive the dangerous dating jungle. Some might want a life partner, or maybe they just want a date…

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The dark twisted history of your Valentine’s Day and chocolate

The Chocoholic

Love it or hate it, one thing is for sure: Valentine’s Day means chocolate! To me, any holiday that revolves around sharing chocolate or drowning…

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Top 10 best chocolate cereals I’d die for today

The Chocoholic

Chocolate cereal is one of my frequent and favorite Killer Cravings. So, I’ve compiled a list of the top 10 best chocolate cereals you can…

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Cafe D’Anvers review: Get a taste of Belgium in East Harlem

The Chocoholic

Cafe D’Anvers is perfect for a cold and classic rainy New York City night. You know the ones, those nights when you aren’t sure if…

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